Vegas, Continued
Last week I came home from Las Vegas, and I decided that since I can't talk about what we actually DID there, I would talk about the clubs we went to. We went to four different hot spots, Ra, Risque, Jet, and Studio 54. Here's the skinny on the next two clubs, Risque and Jet.
Not What You Would Expect
Risque Nightclub at Paris
So we can't possibly think that EVERY club in Vegas is amazing, just because it happens to be in the biggest party city in the nation. Risque left me with a not-so-wonderful taste in my mouth, but I'm used to it with most of the clubs here in Scottsdale.
It's a Sunday night, not normal party night for most - but it was also a holiday weekend, which typically makes Sunday just as much a party as any other weekend night. Like usual, we plan for our arrival around midnight, thinking by then there will be a nice large lubricated crowd, all for the taking. It was a bad sign when outside the club there was no line at all.
Good thing it was my buddie's birthday, because I wouldn't have paid $20 for this experience. They let us in for free which was nice - I think they figured because of the slow night at least it would get some people in the door. I asked the bouncer, "how's the crowd tonight?" I expected an honest answer.
"It's a... good crowd." He says.
Dude I know what a good crowd is, and this ain't it. That is, unless Risque ALWAYS has this type of crowd, in which case I wonder why they even put up ropes for a line at the entrance.
The club is laid out all wrong. Not that I'm a superstar designer, but the flow of traffic is so messy, if the place ever did fill to capacity I am frightened what may happen. Upon entering, you see the single bar in front, but it is blocked off by a row of built-in tables. To the right is a long ugly ramp, most likely for handicap access, that heads to the upper portion and the dance floor. After buying a $6 beer at the bar, I wiggled my way to that now convenient row of tables to lean and listen to the music.
The clientel was middle class, not one high roller could be found - even the VIP was filled with 20 or so each table, so they could split the costs. That was filled with off-duty strippers (one actually could have been ON duty the way she was dressed...) and garage band type rock-star wannabes. I have no room to complain, however, I am a DJ wannabe... and I wasn't VIP either. The rest of the crowd looked bored and tired, like this was a fall back spot because all the great clubs burnt them out.
A few fresh faces walked in about 1am, along with a guest DJ that helped brighten the mood. Dancing was minimal the entire night, maybe this was due to the fact that the lights were not run by a dedicated light jockey and ran the same pattern all night long. Even during breaks the lights would be flying around, over, and over, and over again. I recommend to every single club out there that wants to make money while having people dance, take it from the big clubs, the dedicated light jockey is the way to go.
Even though most people don't actively notice the light show in a club, many will be effected by it in their subconsious. If the same pattern repeats over and over all night, it puts people in a trance, they get tired of it... not the effect that a poppin' club would want.
The DJ was mediocre. The resident there played all the right songs, but the mixing was ameture, in my opinion the guy is just a filler for the fact that there's probably no managers on the floor listening. If it were a Friday or Saturday, he would be fired. The guest DJ came in and he was good, but he played a lot of stuff that normally aren't heard in the clubs - a lot of underground hip hop and rap, plus some old school.
Overall, Risque gets a D-. They didn't fail because there was some good points, the motif of the club was classy and sexy, the seats and tables plush and upperclass. However, Risque would not be my first choice when heading to Vegas for a party weekend.
Where the high up gets down
Club Jet at the Mirage
We needed to redeem ourselves. From Sunday night's poor choice we needed something to set the tone for the rest of the week. Our last real day to party, we seeked out a guy on the street that was handing our VIP passes. We had a fourth and fifth person with us, so the five of us all got ready to be a part of the high classed lifestyle. Quick Vegas tip - find those VIP guys on the strip. They have passes to all the hottest clubs, usually out on the strip in the afternoon, and they work for tips. Give him or her a fiver and they'll load you up with all the passes you want. We got a bunch, Club Pure for Tuesdays, which wouldn't help this night: as well as Coyote Ugly, and a couple others. The ones we didn't get, were for Jet.
The only reason we knew about it, oddly enough was because of my parents. They happened to be staying at the Mirage that same weekend and mentioned the line for that place stretched out to the casino itself. Then we saw a sign, "Dance free on Mondays."
Dance free on Monday? Today is Monday! Little did we know, you only dance for free if you actually LIVE in Vegas, Monday is locals night at the Jet.
We went anyway. It was the best choice we made for the weekend. It was a Monday night in Vegas, and upon arriving at the Mirage I noticed that there was a line... far far away from the entrance of the club. In fact, the line I saw was the right one, it was a line - to get into the line for Jet. A line for a line? This is beginning to sound like Disneyland. It didn't go too long, however, we had made our way to the actual line within a half hour.
Then we found out about the two OTHER lines that huddled around the entrance. Talk about a machine, this place had a line for normal people like myself, an "invited guests" line, and then an unmarked line. In talking to one of the bouncers, he told me that this is what they call the "vulture line." The vulture line is for all those that feel like they don't need to wait in a line, but would rather mob around the entrance and tip the bouncers $100 to get in. Best suggestion folks, stay in the General line - I saw people over there that looked like they had been in that line for an hour already and they were still standing there even after we got let in. The vulture line is most likely also for buy-at-the-door VIPs, still wanting to grab a reserved table. Also, if you are a man, and you have about 3 or 4 beautiful women, you may just make it in from the vulture line as well. Either way, if you get in a line - you'll get into the club.
I've never seen such line management before. Myst, here in Scottsdale has a line similar, but nothing as well-oiled as this one. Bouncers would seek out ladies to let go in front of all the guys, they would shine flashlights on shoes to make sure they met dress code. It was a machine, impressive before I even got into the place.
The price was impressive as well, $30. Wow. I've never payed $30 for a club before and for some reason the 5 of us graciously accepted. After finally waiting long enough, about an hour and fifteen minutes, we were welcomed by the door manager and stamped and allowed inside.
Jet features three different rooms. A House/Trance room which is bluish in color and trance-like in itself. It has a dazed feeling, somewhat brighter than the other rooms yet smokier, the lights were slow and weak. Not many danced in this room, it almost felt like the chillout room from many raves long ago. There was a Hip Hop room, that honored free washington apple shots during the night, a large bar with a sound proof window peering onto the dancing girls from the main room. All this very impressive.
The third and main room, for lack of a better phrase was fucking amazing. I wish I had a picture to describe it. The place was packed solid, only wiggle room in the already extra wide walkways between the dance floor and the dual bars on each side. The full bars were a bartender's wet dream, wide and open, plenty of floor and workspace, as well as 4 working computers, one for each bartender basically to use. It was a machine.
I can't forget to mention how visually gorgeous the club was. Besides the top quality decor and wall dressing, it was a techie-freak's dream club. 7 main rows of intelligent lighting, all programmed on seperate cooprative channels. Meaning they could work together, or all individually. That's not to mention the other intel's located throughout the rest of the main room. The dance floor also featured something I had never seen before. In between each of the rows of intels, were white squares that looked a lot like glossy ceiling tile. At first glance it adds a visual attractiveness when reflecting the lights, but that wasn't their only purpose. After gazing on the amazing light show, the blocks themselves lit up, in visual patterns that made me gasp. I felt like such a dork when I tapped my friend feverishly "Dude, look at that shit!!" Each block was lit with about 1 inch pixel squares, in multiple colors to create total images over top of the floor, why dance when I enjoyed just standing there in awe by the lights alone! I'm gonna have a ceiling like that in my house!
Not to also give props to the hired eye-candy. Beautiful women everywhere, dancers, cocktails, bartenders... that is not including the slew of hotties than get rushed infront of the line the whole night. The club's clientel was the best of the best. Just walking in there I felt like I needed an active credit line to drink. The VIP area was plush and filled with rich, middle-aged high rollers showing off to scandaly-clad sluts. The club was designer, no target or walmart here. But the music was perfect and the atmostphere made everyone, no matter what class, get down and boogie.
The music, the music, the music. Each room featured its own. In the main room, the resident DJ knocked the socks off of any DJ of the prior weekend. Smooth transitions, peak tracks, the best songs in the mix. When we arrived it was rock, old school rock that always gets a crowd like this jumping onto the dance floor. Then it was a brief peak hour house set, with Sandstorm as the feature song in that segment. Then it was off to the hip hop, the floor filler of the millennium, and the dance floor never emptied from that point on. The main room featured all the genres, even latin and reggaetone, and nobody wanted it to stop. Then, around 4am, a cool down hour. A COOL DOWN HOUR! When was the last time you were in a club that had a cool down hour? Sexy smooth, jazzy tunes and blue lighting made all the lovers come out, cool off, and finish the night just right. Favorites such as Marvin Gaye, and Luther all were played. It was a classic ending to a great set. My buddy had writing all over his hand to try to remember the mixes that were the best - next time I think we'll just bring a notepad.
Jet Nightclub at the Mirage gets an A+. For just opening in January, I think they started off this year with a bang. I can not wait to go back in March to this place, this time with three beautiful women on my arms!
There's one more club left, Studio 54, I'll save that for next time... until then, happy Fat Tuesday!
